Joke time

This joke was sent to me via text. I prevented myself from laughing so hard because people in the elevator might find me reaaaaaaaalllly weird. Since it's too long to be forwarded via text, might as well post it here..... warning!!! no offense sa mga bisaya.

May lalake na pumapatay sa mga bisaya. Nabalitaan ito nina Inday, Teresa & Maritess.

Nakita ng killer si Inday, tinanong sya
Killer: "Bisaya ka ba?".
Inday: "Hendi..."
PATAY!!!

Nagpractice sina Teresa & Maritess, "Hinde... hinde..."

Nakita naman ng killer si Teresa, "Bisaya ka ba?".
Teresa: "Hinde."
Killer: "Anong pangalan mo?"
Teresa: "Tirisa."
PATAY!!!

Nagpractice ulit si Maritess, "Hinde. Maritess."

Nakita ng killer si Maritess.
Killer: "Bisaya ka ba?"
Maritess: "Hinde."
Killer: "Anong pangalan mo?"
Maritess: "Maritess."

Umalis ang killer. Sa tuwa, napasigaw si Maritess, "YIS!"
PATAY!!!